I don’t care who you are or where you live. The borg queen has told me that you have skills that can add to our perfection. If you have plans to rule the earth one day like I do, you must first join the darkspire ranks.

People we like:

• hackers
• coders
• slackers
• trackers
• musicians
• composers
• designers
• artists (2D/3D)
• followers, underlings, mascots, etc…
• oh ya, naked womens (can’t believe i almost forgot that)

So come join darkspire and uhh… yeah.

Sorry no streaming yet. You will just have to download the files to listen too them. The good news is that i’m DONE with freewebhost.com, geocities, and any other supposedly “free” web host. They are all more trouble than they are worth. They all try to inject HTML into your site for their advertisments and pop-ups so which usually results in them breaking your website. Take freewebtown for example. They injected so much crap into my index that it won’t even load anymore.  Anyways, i’ve taken it upon myself to redesign my whole site and run it on my own HTTP server and even though its not dedicated It will be a hell of alot faster.

One website to rule them all…

They dumped my website. Those bastards. Oh well, in other news im starting a fundraiser for a small supercomputer which I will use to cure my Gaming itch.

Sure this rig costs about $5000 but who cares? Overall system specs: 20GHz cluster CPU /w 16GB+ RAM.

Data-munching Applications:
· Quantum theory (particle physics, etc)
· Virtual Reality
· A.I. research

and of course…
· MS Solitaire

Chris Amos: if you would like sell your soul for a jelly roll, simply give aids to 5 people, steal an old womans walker and hit her with itm and mollest a billy goat. Mail pictures and medical records as proof to PO BOX 666 candyland dr. to recieve your free voucher for a buy one get one free debbie snack jelly roll 6 pack
Chris Amos: im going to put that one in the paper

<5 minutes later>

Chris Amos: u still there?
Mom: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Mom: I’m rolling
Chris Amos: lol
Mom: gut busting
Mom: jim too
Mom: yeah, put that one in the paper
Mom: that was good!
Mom: still laughing
Mom: make it stop
Chris Amos: i dont know how
Mom: it hurts
Chris Amos: umm…
Chris Amos: ROSANNES VAGINA!!!
Chris Amos: there
Chris Amos: stopped laughing?
Mom: noooooooooooooooooooooo I’m laughing harder!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Amos: darn
Mom: that’s nasty

Well lets see. I added a nice fitting sidebar and everything is nice and snug. Got some wasted space on my mp3 player but i dont need the extra space right now anyways so screw it. Also We got a nice (well, mabey not nice) but functional forum. No registration is required to post in the forum or to reply on the blog so feel free to use that rectangular thing sitting on your desk with all those buttons on it. Its right there next to the rolly-clicker! And last but not least I got the album list working now! Our comedy/folk music is now seperate from the metal/heavy stuff.

People. If you had any idea how much of a pain in the ass this album select thing has been you would probably be more gratefull and possibly even leave a comment acknowleding my supreme uber awesomeness but i would even settle for insults too at this point.

L8R NoOBs I pwn ALL ~ DarkSpire

Something strange and mysterious happened when i uploaded my fat ass itches. We got turned into chipmunks! I’m still deciding weather or not to take this down and try to fix it. Its absolutely hilarious!

To hear the official version goto: kenturetzky.com

Hail *****! ***** **** and Blood I am His Unholiness (or Jerry) if you have been to this ***forsaken ****-hole in the last two weeks you may have noticed a few additions. If you are new you are confused and probably on your way out. That was a joke don’t leave! As I was saying the additions…. many were written exclusively by myself! WOO HOO anyhow now they are being used in collaboration with my old friend Darkspire…(Chris). Why?..because we want to so enjoy it ******. Where are we going with this? I don’t know. But for shits and giggles I’ll tell you a little of what I’m about to give you an idea. I play guitars, keyboards, bass ,and drums poorly. I have the slightest grasp on recording and most of my work is in progress. I listen mostly to black metal and I am VERY dedicated to metal in general….except for garbage.I have a closed mind so garbage can mean a lot.Well that’s enough from me for now. I’ll return in the meantime if you want you can check out my other band. Amidst The Blood and Black at www.myspace.com/amidstthebloodandblack I am the vocalist… oh yeah i sing. Later

Jeremiah Crane

Hisunholiness

The Dreams inside you only serve to enslave you
pull the plug. pull the plug…
The Dreams inside you only serve to enslave you
pull the plug. pull the plug…
There’s nothing left for you to do nothing left for you to say
pull the plug its the only way.

Comatose Oblivion…

Well, mabey not ALOT but anyways. I changed the MP3 player to a more compact one. It will allow us to upload more songs (up to 20 per album) and multiple albums. If you are not seing the MP3 player on the side of the page you are not seeing the whole site. Click Here to be redirected to the correct address. These MP3’s are quite simply WIP’s (Works in Progress) as you can probably tell. There is drums, bass, and vocals missing in most of them as well as alot of mistakes and slipups. So if you dont like them feel free to suck my balls.

I have added a couple of utilities to the website that I have created. They are both game loaders but they do very different things. One is for Diablo 2 expansion and the other is for World of Warcraft.

The Diablo 2 loader allows you to create a DVD or flash drive installation of Diablo2:LOD.  This makes it possible for you to play the game directly from disk without installing it on the computer. I have found it to be VERY usefull for quickly setting up LAN parties because everyone seldom has the game installed and configured properly before coming (usually takes about an hour per computer but with the loader you can have 10 computers set up in less than 10 minutes assuming the network has already been set up)

The WoW loader allows you to view a list of available private servers which are compatible with your game client and clicking on a selected server will auto-configure you client to connect to it. If no servers are found that are compatible with your client version you are fowarded to a website with an extensive list of private WoW servers. Once you have found one to your liking simply restart RealmLister and use the menu to submit the new server. If not you will atleast have a good idea which WoW patch  to download and install.

more downloads to come…