[DARKSPIRE]

Chris Amos: if you would like sell your soul for a jelly roll, simply give aids to 5 people, steal an old womans walker and hit her with itm and mollest a billy goat. Mail pictures and medical records as proof to PO BOX 666 candyland dr. to recieve your free voucher for a buy one get one free debbie snack jelly roll 6 pack
Chris Amos: im going to put that one in the paper

<5 minutes later>

Chris Amos: u still there?
Mom: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Mom: I’m rolling
Chris Amos: lol
Mom: gut busting
Mom: jim too
Mom: yeah, put that one in the paper
Mom: that was good!
Mom: still laughing
Mom: make it stop
Chris Amos: i dont know how
Mom: it hurts
Chris Amos: umm…
Chris Amos: ROSANNES VAGINA!!!
Chris Amos: there
Chris Amos: stopped laughing?
Mom: noooooooooooooooooooooo I’m laughing harder!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Amos: darn
Mom: that’s nasty